Saturday, August 15, 2009

Thoughts on Cat.......

After Finding the Cat with my Squirrel, I contemplated how to get my revenge.
I first consulted with Scampi who had some good ideas.....


He said to roll on her....but she may be too fast for that....
I contemplated throwing her in the pool... but she does not go outside...
I thought about putting doggy drool in Mom's coffee that she drinks, but that would make Mom sick, that could be bad....I could just chase her, but she has sharp claws.... ouch!
Any other ideas????

18 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Send her to ME!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra The Pawsylvania Siberian

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello kira its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm yoo mite just want to let this wun go becuz wunse yoo git on a cats bad side yoo never no wen yoo mite end up tied to the raylrode traks or wotever!!! ok bye

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Dennis may have a point, but does the Cat have any toys you can steal and put outside the window to torture the Cat who doesn't get to go outside.

Woos, the OP Pack

Yas said...

Sit on her! (ha!ha!)I'll get Zackt to help too!

Cheers,
Maxx

Princess Eva and Brice said...

hmmmm.....I'd suggest eating the cat's food, treats AND hiding it's toys. BUT then you'll have to sleep with one eye open.


Brice

Ziggy Stardust said...

I hate to admit this, but cats kind of freak me out. I avoid them, sorry no help here.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Martha said...

We agree with Dennis - you really don't want to mess with cats!
They may be small but they can be fierce.
Kira we suggest you forgive and forget - revenge can be sweet but sometimes it is bitter!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Dexter said...

That cat thing is most perplexing. I hope we don't ever get one on MY estate.

Slobbers,
Mango

D.K. Wall said...

Well, we would rattle off all of our vast experience with cats, if we actually had any. We saw our first one this week. All part of not having neighbors, I guess. And all of the strange things we have seen while hiking, we have yet to see anyone hiking with their cat. Which just proves how useless they are.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

We have no experience with cats, but we think we three Scotties could take her!! We don't know where we'd take her, but we're sure Java would come up with someplace.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

Simple. Put her in your mouth! That's what I do. At the very least, they are soaking wet and bothered with husky saliva.

Fuzzez,

Ozzie

The Army of Four said...

Well, I was thinking that if you just...
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
YOUR CAT GETS TO HAVE COFFEE?!?!?!
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
Hrumph!
Play bows,
Zim

Astrid Keel said...

I second Ozzie... just put some kitty kibble in your mouth, keep those jaws open, and as soon as she gets close... SNAP goes the alli-CAT-or!! BOL!

I wish I could get along better with kitties... or rather, my momster wishes I could get along better with them!

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

we just chase the kitties - hope you find a good way to get you revenge

Woodrow - Sweetie - Sherman

Two French Bulldogs said...

We say what out for that kitty cat
Benny & Lily

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Maybe you should eat her food. And then chew up all of her toys. When I was a puppy, I used to annoy Wilbur by sleeping inside his kitty condo, but I don't fit anymore, so that might not be a good solution for you either.

Steve

Eric said...

Hey Kira. I feel bad for you. The kittie breed is tricksy. I tore up one of my kitty bro's toys once to teach him a lesson. kept him quiet for a day or two. Try that...

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxx

Tee said...

Poor you Kira. We're glad kitty's going away soon. If you had butts of steel we'd suggest you sitting on cat. Hehehe. But no dog's got steel butts.

Licks and wags

The Dog Woods Pack