After Finding the Cat with my Squirrel, I contemplated how to get my revenge.
I first consulted with Scampi who had some good ideas.....
I first consulted with Scampi who had some good ideas.....
He said to roll on her....but she may be too fast for that....
I contemplated throwing her in the pool... but she does not go outside...
I thought about putting doggy drool in Mom's coffee that she drinks, but that would make Mom sick, that could be bad....I could just chase her, but she has sharp claws.... ouch!
I contemplated throwing her in the pool... but she does not go outside...
I thought about putting doggy drool in Mom's coffee that she drinks, but that would make Mom sick, that could be bad....I could just chase her, but she has sharp claws.... ouch!
18 comments:
Send her to ME!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra The Pawsylvania Siberian
hello kira its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm yoo mite just want to let this wun go becuz wunse yoo git on a cats bad side yoo never no wen yoo mite end up tied to the raylrode traks or wotever!!! ok bye
Dennis may have a point, but does the Cat have any toys you can steal and put outside the window to torture the Cat who doesn't get to go outside.
Woos, the OP Pack
Sit on her! (ha!ha!)I'll get Zackt to help too!
Cheers,
Maxx
hmmmm.....I'd suggest eating the cat's food, treats AND hiding it's toys. BUT then you'll have to sleep with one eye open.
Brice
I hate to admit this, but cats kind of freak me out. I avoid them, sorry no help here.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
We agree with Dennis - you really don't want to mess with cats!
They may be small but they can be fierce.
Kira we suggest you forgive and forget - revenge can be sweet but sometimes it is bitter!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
That cat thing is most perplexing. I hope we don't ever get one on MY estate.
Slobbers,
Mango
Well, we would rattle off all of our vast experience with cats, if we actually had any. We saw our first one this week. All part of not having neighbors, I guess. And all of the strange things we have seen while hiking, we have yet to see anyone hiking with their cat. Which just proves how useless they are.
We have no experience with cats, but we think we three Scotties could take her!! We don't know where we'd take her, but we're sure Java would come up with someplace.
XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java
Simple. Put her in your mouth! That's what I do. At the very least, they are soaking wet and bothered with husky saliva.
Fuzzez,
Ozzie
Well, I was thinking that if you just...
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
YOUR CAT GETS TO HAVE COFFEE?!?!?!
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
Hrumph!
Play bows,
Zim
I second Ozzie... just put some kitty kibble in your mouth, keep those jaws open, and as soon as she gets close... SNAP goes the alli-CAT-or!! BOL!
I wish I could get along better with kitties... or rather, my momster wishes I could get along better with them!
we just chase the kitties - hope you find a good way to get you revenge
Woodrow - Sweetie - Sherman
We say what out for that kitty cat
Benny & Lily
Maybe you should eat her food. And then chew up all of her toys. When I was a puppy, I used to annoy Wilbur by sleeping inside his kitty condo, but I don't fit anymore, so that might not be a good solution for you either.
Steve
Hey Kira. I feel bad for you. The kittie breed is tricksy. I tore up one of my kitty bro's toys once to teach him a lesson. kept him quiet for a day or two. Try that...
Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxx
Poor you Kira. We're glad kitty's going away soon. If you had butts of steel we'd suggest you sitting on cat. Hehehe. But no dog's got steel butts.
Licks and wags
The Dog Woods Pack
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